he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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