is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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