So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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