Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
My boob is missing a layer of skin
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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