I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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