their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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