redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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