The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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