why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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