My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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