What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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