we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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