OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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