these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
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In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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