I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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