we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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