Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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