were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize
