so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Just invented taco cereal.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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