They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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