i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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