i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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