I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
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