i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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