What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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