I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
When did angry sex become our thing?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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