So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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