I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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