Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Watching her eat just hurts me
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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