I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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