I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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