I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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