Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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