YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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