I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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