So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
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I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
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