God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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