Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
please don't ironically join a cult
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