32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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