I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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