David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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