So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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