her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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