i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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