So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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