Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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