You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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