Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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