Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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