i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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