i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I want to fling myself into the sun
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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