So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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