So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
soo... how was my night?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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