SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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