the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
